After a serial killer is caught, the community is presented with a challenge: what to do with the guy’s house? Who really wants to buy a house like that, and you can’t exactly turn it into a museum, can you?
The BTK killer (“Bind, Torture, Kill) lived in Kansas. And the people of his town have finally decided what to do with his crib. They will raze it and build a park.
After all, what is more relaxing than sitting in a park where several people were tortured and killed?
A streaker gets hit by a car while celebrating Florida’s national football championship. His mother was so disappointed to learn he wasn’t wearing clean underwear.
Batfish’s true enemy: the Penguin. Or Catwoman. Perhaps Clownfish?
Wednesday, January 10, 1923
Nice Germans ready for their own country
President Warren G. Harding has ordered all remaining American soldiers in Germany home.
The president justified the order, citing increasing resentment from German civilians of the occupation force.
In a man-on-the-street interview, we spoke with a dapper young man: Adolf Hitler.
“The United States can go home,” said Herr Hitler, a really nice guy with a swell little mustache. “We’re not planning anything, and certainly not a massive government overthrow, military buildup or extermination of our Jews. Where would you get those ideas?”
We responded: “What are you talking about?”
“I hear nothing,” Hitler said.
You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, you may have even heard of Snakes on a Train, but one man from Vermont found something much more terrifying on his plane trip. He found himself in: Scorpions on a Plane! I smell a sequel.
This is just another example of how animals are able to get past airport security and attack us where we are at our most vulnerable. We need more stringent searches to prevent this from happening again.
