Day: January 15, 2007
Cure for a case of the Mondays
Having a bad day? Don’t worry, this will cheer you up.
SeriouslyGuys: We’re the ones laughing on the sinking ship.
Wii have a fatality
People are dying to get a Nintendo Wii–literally. A 28-year old mother of three died of water intoxication after participating in a contest called “Hold Your Wee for a Wii.” The game tested how much water a person could drink without peeing.
Not a funny story until you hear this: The radio station holding the competition is called KDND, The End.
It’s OK to laugh at that, really.
Putting the ‘foul’ in ‘fowl’ … or vice versa
Just when you think that tensions between the U.S. and Asian countries is bad, one of the countries pulls off a move that can help everyone out in the long run.
… Wait a minute ….
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd then someone in Europe tries to kill us all.
The real winners are losers
So Katie Rees, the former Miss Nevada, has her title booted, then gets handed $2 million to work at a casino in Las Vegas? It quite appears that girls who actually win beauty pageants are suckers.
The McBournie Minute: Dead people
It seems like everyone who is anyone is dying these days. Gerald Ford, James Brown, Saddam Hussein, etc. If dying is now en vogue among celebrities, let me be the first to say: go for it, I’ll help. In fact, here’s a couple celebrities I wouldn’t mind seeing involved in a tragic accident with a train:
Tom Cruise–I’m pretty sure this guy’s on everyone’s list. At some point this guy just went nutso. Celebrities acting crazy is fine by me, it’s when they become preachy nutso celebrities that I draw the line.
Patrick Dempsey–Hey, good for you, you made a comeback. Great, you have a hit show now. Shave, for the love of god. It’s one thing to go for the three-day stubble look, but it’s another to have two layers of stubble, one goatee-like layer and another layer everywhere else.
Random news, 24 is back. Kick ass.