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This entire court is out of order

Think courts are exciting places? Put down the bong and go outside. You are terribly wrong and have been watching way too much Law & Order. Courts are extremely boring to the uninitiated. Even exciting cases can be very dull.

Unless you are before the Michigan Supreme Court.

The Justices of the Michigan Supreme Court are bickering amongst themselves. So much so that LAWYERS are even complaining about their behavior. I smell sitcom!

Key quote: “One justice referred to another as a ‘very angry, sad woman’ and suggested she go on a hunger strike for everyone else’s benefit.”

In honor of true salesmanship and service with a smile

Amsterdam is reportedly putting up a statue honoring the world’s prostitutes.

Reminder: you can look all you want, but if you want to touch it, it’s going to cost you. Quite possibly in more ways than one.

Licenses, get yer licenses here at the nation’s capital!

Here’s a rare opportunity to buy a nude dancing license in Washington, D.C. I knew someone that used to have one of those, but I’m pretty sure that Paul left it in his other wallet. Coincidentally enough, no one will make you strip for this license.

From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 17, 1994

Back in 1994, The Guys learned an important lesson about power and how to use it. More importantly, we learned how to use power for actual benefits.

This was also one of our many interviews with an American president, but also the only one which was paid for with a copy of Jugs.

Ralph the Whale Shark update

After last week’s “accidental” death of Ralph the Whale Shark at the Georgia Aquarium, not everyone is convinced there was not foul play involved. Apparently they are doing tissue tests on samples taken from Ralph to determine the cause of death.

We need to eliminate these species traitors. The Georgia Aquarium is an underwater death camp and that’s the way it should stay. Bury Ralph at sea in a mass grave and let’s move on.

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