Day: January 18, 2007

Variation on the theme #75,893: sci-fi meets feudal Japan.

Tired of dating the same old bimbos and floozies? We didn’t think so, but what the heck, humor us.

A new study, once again done in England, found that well-educated women were more likely to binge drink than less-educated ones. That means if you want to date a smart girl, pick her up at a bar.

It also means if you have a girlfriend who refuses to drink, you can call her stupid and have scientific evidence to back it up.

A legislator in Tennessee wants to impose a new tax on porn in order to eliminate the sales tax on groceries. Yes, you may quite possibly have to choose between porn and food, and for some of you, that may lead to the grim reality of you starving to death. For shame.

Also, the story? Best headline rhyme ever.

And in the world, I mean China. I guess the store didn’t sell enough “”I visited the most hypocritical six square foot of land on Earth and all I got was this lousy mug” mugs.

According to a study in London, women will find men attractive if they see other women attracted to them. What’s worse, those women, when seeing the men without the women accompanying them, did not find the men as attractive.

Thus proving the old guy adage that women only notice you when you have a girlfriend.

There you have it, guys: have a female friend in need of some cash? Pay her to walk around with you and look incredibly happy. You’ll be able to get any woman you want. Even if you’re a loser.

Side note: what the hell is with the seahorse picture on that link?