Day: January 23, 2007

It’s bad enough an embezzler bought a ranch, but …

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Muslim women: are you tired of being stoned to death for showing your ankles every time you try to go surfing in Australia? Who isn’t?

That’s why one woman designed suitable surf wear for the surfing Muslim woman. It’s called the Burkini.

First it was English tutors, now it’s baristas who are sexing it up to get more business. Those folks in Seattle really do take their coffee seriously. Oh, and for all those that aren’t too keen on the business practices of Cowgirls Espresso, just remember that they’re scantily clad in Seattle, aka, “Perpetual Rain Land.”

A burglar breaks into a home in State College, Pennsylvania, and all he steals is pay-per-view porn. I don’t know about you, but that’s the closest I’ve ever seen to a “victimless crime.”

The Guys have strong ties to Radford University. Three of the four Guys are alumni and one is currently attending classes there.

Because of our strong ties to RU, SG would like to extend a whole-hearted “get well soon” in the form of this post, as it seems the campus has been the latest norovirus victim.

In totally unrelated news, Rick Snee is unable to leave his bathroom this week.