From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 24, 1935

SG Historian Note: This may have been the first instance of Booze News, but we’ll keep searching the Vault.

Thursday, January 24, 1935

Yes we can

Just two years after the end of Prohibition, beermakers have innovated our drinking habits with canned beer.

Breweries have perfected a technique of coating the inside of cans so that the beer does not taste like tin.

This rlog (radio log) can’t wait to drink away the rest of this Depression. Anyone got a can opener?

Attention citizens of Hawaii

If you’re going to get upset about a new MTV reality show that is pretty much just a bunch white kids trying to get laid, but just in Hawaii, then there’s probably something you should know: you should probably know that all of MTV’s current shows are about a bunch of white kids trying to get laid. Do protest against them though: perhaps they’ll get rid of their VJ’s that way. Or at the very least, Dashboard Confessional.

Where exactly does the wind go sweeping down the plain?

Oklahoma is celebrating its centennial. For those of you who do not know, Oklahoma is a state famous for at one time being a big patch of “Indian Territory.” Glad they did away with that! The Trail of Tears? Emo.

Apparently they became a state in 1907. In 1957 they celebrated 50 years. Part of the celebration was burying a car. Guess what? They are going to unearth it this year. Aren’t you excited? Wooooo!