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Day: January 31, 2007

(Bleep) bless you

The word “god” was bleeped out of an in-flight movie version of The Queen. As far as the censoring company knows, the mistake was made by a trigger-happy censor.

Key quote: “‘A reference to God is not taboo in any culture that I know of,’ Klein said. ‘We excise foul language, excessive violence and nudity.'”

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See your name in lights!

Russia and other former Soviet Republics are holding the Miss Atom beauty pageant for girls who work in the nuclear power industry. Everyone that competes gets a complimentary bottle of vodka…or pink haz-mat suit.

You might be able to say that they’re searching for someone who has that certain glow about her.

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ALL YOUR LIGHTBULB ARE BELONG TO US

The state of California doesn’t like black lightbulbs.

Actually, on second glance, it’s incandescent lightbulbs that aren’t liked.

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From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: January 31, 1990

Who would have thought that the Cold War would end with the Soviet Union embracing sweet, sweet democracy?

Oh, that’s right: we did.

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Extra dish at lunch

Ah, the high school days. The friends, the homework, the parties, the streaking students being shocked by police and then getting up and streaking again.

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t remember any streakers in my high school career. I am pretty sure that if anyone had, they would have been subject to ridicule in the ultra-judgmental, prison-like atmosphere.

College, on the other hand ….

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