Not enough shots at the party
Posted on February 28, 2007
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If you see a model from the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, you might want to keep your distance from her. Heck, stay away from people who were at the party for the issue.
It seems a cook at the party has tested positive for hepatitis A. You read it correctly, there could be a bunch of famous, rich or good-looking people walking around with hepatitis. Poetic justice? Perhaps.
Written by Bryan McBournieDeath of a playwright
Posted on February 28, 2007
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Greek playwright Aeschylus died in 458 BC under unusual circumstances. The bald man was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his shiny head for a rock.
This has been an SG fun fact.
Written by Bryan McBournieWon’t someone think of the children?
Posted on February 28, 2007
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A new and mysterious anti-porn group has decided that it will. Of course it also thinks that the Wii will turn kids into pedophile predator bait. Curse you Wii Bowling and your mind-corrupting gameplay!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorImmaculate obsession
Posted on February 28, 2007
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The Archbishop of Canterbury believes that people think of Anglicanism as church “obsessed with sex.” That’s nonsense. After all, it’s a well known fact that every church is obsessed with sex. Sodom and Gommorrah? The creation of the human race? The seduction of Samson? It’s like a Harlequin novel, but with more thee’s and less thou’s.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorIt’s all about me
Posted on February 28, 2007
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Hey college students, put down the mirror and read this report. According to the Associated Press, college students are more self-centered than those a generation ago.
This blog explains the generation’s self-obsession with the fact that we are just so damn good looking.
Written by Bryan McBournieHandy business tip #78, 856
Posted on February 27, 2007
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Being a burlesque dancer may or may not very well affect one’s ability to sell real estate. Signs point toward yes it does at the moment though.
Note: Ravenna Black, said agent, totally looks like a guy in the picture.
Double note: “Keep On Churnin’ Til the Butter Comes” may quite possibly be the greatest song title of all time.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe few, the proud, the locked out
Posted on February 27, 2007
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Sure, everyone feels safer when they live near a military base. But there are some problems with military neighbors, and it’s not just the early morning jog sessions.
They seem to like messing with people’s garage doors.
It’s happened a few times now. Most recently in Quantico, Virginia. The moral of the story, kids, is if you move near a base, get comfortable with the idea of manually opening your garage door.
Written by Bryan McBournieHoly Family-size pizza
Posted on February 27, 2007
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People have seen the images of the Virgin Mary or Jesus in all kinds of crazy things, turtles and grilled cheese sandwiches to name a few. But now people in Houston believe the image of Mary is in their pizza pan.
Virgin Mary pan pizza sounds like a new deal from Papa John’s.
Written by Bryan McBournieNYC is like a sorority house
Posted on February 27, 2007
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New York is a hopelessly messed up place–that is no secret. But every so often New Yorkers out do themselves an shock the world.
On Saturday, the boroughs all descended on Manhattan to have a massive pillow fight. Oh, the humanity!
Written by Bryan McBournieVirginia: welcome to the reconstruction
Posted on February 26, 2007
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Nearly 142 years after the end of the Civil War and the freeing of the slaves, Virginia has finally apologized for slavery. The state general assembly voted on the measure unanimously. Next up on their agenda: their stance on the presidency of Andrew Johnson.
Happy Black History Month, everyone!
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