Looking to drink on the job but can’t find anything in the office you’re willing to risk your bowels on for a buzz? Thank one extremely clever stupid inmate in a Maryland prison who got drunk off of hand sanitizer.
The gallon he was drinking from was 140 proof, stronger than most liquors available today.
You know, my memory has been known to fail me at times, but isn’t that what got her into trouble in the first place?
Forget Porn Valley, Vegas, Los Angeles, and that dirty corner hobo alley behind Thirty-fourth and Main Street…the new adult horror/plain old adult “gettin’ it on” movie-making hot spot is Muncie, Indiana.
Oh, and did I forget to mention that Muncie is the home of Ball State University?
The people of Boston had a huge scare yesterday, and it wasn’t a potato famine. It was actually multiple bomb scares all at once. The devices were found near bridges and hospitals in Boston, one was even detonated by police.
The devices ended up being promotional signs for the new season of “Aqua Teen Hunger Force.”
