A nurse in Sarajevo caused a bit of a stir when she presented a list of 20 doctors that she works with as potential fathers for her child. It’s also possible that journalists are getting their news from episodes of “General Hospital” or the Maury Povich Show. This blogger would like to refute any claims, as he’s totally a “Days of Our Lives” fan.
Day: February 6, 2007
Moral time, people
A wild and sexy cabaret show in Singapore is closing its doors, but not because the conservative nation think it’s too wild. It’s actually too dull.
Remember people: just because someone’s conservative doesn’t mean that they’re stupid. At least, most of the time.
This is why women should not be in space
Lisa Nowak, whose name you might recall, because she was on the space shuttle mission last summer, has been charged with the attempted murder and attempted kidnapping of a woman she saw as her competition for her alleged lover and fellow astronaut.
Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando to confront the woman. She was so determined to get there, she wore an adult diaper to save travel time.
You would think they’d keep the crazies from going into space.
Curse you, squirrel!
Though it’s very cold outside and many of are adversaries are dormant this time of year, there are some brave animals who continue to attack. Like this harrowing tale of a woman being bitten by a squirrel, brought to you by Meredith Knight.
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Chewy turns to the dark side
Planetary communities across the galaxy are calling for Chewbacca to be stripped of the medal he was awarded at the end of Return of the Jedi after he was arrested in Hollywood for head-butting a tourist.
According to Reuters, the character became very angry when the tourist refused to give the walking carpet a tip. Tipping the movie characters is not always standard practice in Hollywood. Worst of all, it seems this crime is all-too common.
Key quote: “Two years ago, Mr. Incredible, Elmo the Muppet and the dark-hooded character from the movie Scream were arrested for ‘aggressive begging,’ the L.A. Times reported.”