It seems “Naked Sunday” is an idea sweeping the globe. First it hit a Dutch gym, now Christina Aguilera and her husband celebrate the weekly event in the privacy of their own home.
This blog hoping the trend does not catch on in churches.
Day: February 7, 2007
No more ouchies?
Remember people: pain is nature’s way of saying “don’t touch.” Besides, more little girls (and boys–we here at SG are politically correct, even if the article isn’t) need to have less fingers thanks to 40-watt incinerators.
Next on Recall Watch: Slip N’ Slide. You very well may just get a slide with that slip of yours.
Porn is on the move
SG knows that it’s very cold outside at the moment for a lot of you. Don’t use up valuable fuel with your car. What do we recommend? Take public transportation! After all, bus stations in Bulgaria are showing porn on plasma television screens to help passengers pass the time while they wait for their ride. One little catch though-for some reason no one seems to be going anywhere. Boy, the plasma TV thing sure does kick the crap out of Metro or Marta though.
Still, if you’re somehow able to brave the icy temperatures and sub-zero winds, and also happen to be based in Canada, Telus Corp. is waiting for you and knows just what you need! The Canadian cellphone carrier expects to make $14 billion selling mobile porn over the next five years. Irony? The money will be paid out with checks that are really small and hard to read.
From the SeriouslyGuys Vault: February 7, 1971
Sunday, February 7, 1971
Worst named military operation over
Yes, the military has ended Operation Dewey Canyon II: the second thrust into the fertile crevices of Laos after the first insertion ended in a failed climax.
The soldiers will presumably dry off, take a cold shower and do some push-ups after another embarassing letdown by the South Vietnamese. The US soldiers were, of course, not allowed in the action, so they are probably feeling pent up.
However, they may not have to wait for long. An unidentified source in the Pentagon has disclosed a potential Operation Drippy Cock.
Get a date, fool
With Valentine’s Day coming up, we at SG find it our duty (hehe, I said “duty”) to hook up our single readers with dates next week. That’s why we are letting you speed daters know about a study that finds it’s a good idea to be choosy.
Got that, lonely people? Stop going after everything with legs.