Millions of honey bees are “mysteriously” dying in beekeepers’ hives across the country. Scientists don’t know what’s causing it. Those of us paying attention to the War on Animals know exactly what is happening.
It’s simply man-made regime change of one of the enemy’s most militaristic factions. This blog says down with the bee monarchy. The Queen is dead!
Here’s some good news for your day: Living with a member of the opposite sex who you are not married to is no longer a sex crime in North Dakota. Welcome to the real world 20th century 21st century, kids!
For more progressive movements, look no farther than to Spain, where Viagra is mixing with the general populace; however, not all people like the wonder-pill.
Examples? Try Spain’s own porn stars.
Ever been so drunk you thought the toilet was talking to you? If you’re at bar in New Mexico, it may no longer be those tequila sunrises talking.
The state is placing 500 urinal cakes in men’s restrooms around the state. But these are no ordinary urinal cakes. They can talk.
This blog takes a stand against talking urinal cakes. Sure, they only deliver anti-DUI messages now, but what happens when you go to pee and the urinal cake starts making comments about your unit? Be careful where you pee, men of New Mexico.
Watch out, ladies of England: Boots, a chain pharmacy, is going to sell Viagra over-the-counter.
The trial program will begin on Valentine’s Day. This blog cannot make this stuff up.
Maternity wards have begun preparations for November 14, 2007.
Millions of people watched the Super Bowl, many of those people watched it for the commercials. This time last week, the only comments being made were, “Wow, the commercials weren’t that great this year.”
Now, it’s all talk about what commercials were inappropriate. This is going beyond the Rolling Rock ads, where they intentionally announce the pulling of fake ads, Snickers and General Motors have faced the wrath of critics in the week since the first airing.
For those of you who do not remember, the Snickers commercial had two guys doing the ol’ Lady and the Tramp thing with a candy bar. Two men kissing! Then expressing disgust at what they did! Sinful!
The GM commercial was a favorite, with one of those machines that assembles cars going through depression and eventually jumping off a bridge, only to wake up and find it was all a bad dream. Of course, this commercial drew criticism for its portrayal of suicide. We all know machines cannot self-terminate.
The big issue here is that companies should be able to make jokes however they want. After all, it is their millions of dollars going to make it. But just so you know, if you tried kissing a man and have now faced public scorn for being homosexual, end your depression and jump off a bridge.
