The War on Animals has taken what is called by many the most confusing turn of all. The U.S. Navy is about to deploy trained dolphins and sea lions to guard the nation’s shores from terrorists.
This means the military is actually enlisting the help of a sworn enemy in the war on terrorism. Can we really trust these dolphins and sea lions? Are they really the Benedict Arnolds of their respective species or will they turn against us the first chance they get?
Winter is depressing for most people who aren’t already emo. But if you live really far north, you’re probably more depressed because you live in a place that generally sucks and you haven’t seen sunlight for three months.
Switzerland aims to change that. Not the suckiness part, but the lack of sunlight.
A musky sweat smell, Ralph Fiennes, and over-the-counter Viagra.
What men want:
A clean shirt, just peanuts when they ask for a bag of peanuts, and cheaper prices for Viagra.
Here at SeriouslyGuys, we’re all about helping people out. Just to prove this, here’s a tip for all of you lonely freshmen at college: many university libraries carry porn in their archives.
Librarians of the world, if this doesn’t get people into libraries, I don’t know what will.
Everyone feels like they have a bad day now and then. But when your day is stopped in traffic for two hours because a truck flipped over, your day’s a little worse than normal.
And it only gets worse when you find out the truck was carrying 40 tons of cow intestines, which it has since spilled onto the highway. Just imagine what that must look like frozen across the highway.
(Courtesy Adam)
