First off, let me preface this review with a wish: happy birthday Alicia!
OK, with that said, hold on tight everyone–we’ve now reached the nadir of cinema. Yes, this movie would assuredly be labeled by myself as The Worst Movie of All Time. Granted, to those that know me, this probably isn’t too much of a surprise, though at least now I have a soapbox upon which to rant. Cower in fear as the the fifth horsemen of the apocalypse, Timeline, comes to destroy your eyes.
