In honor of SeriouslyGuys’ one-year anniversary, and also in honor of the birthdays of both my mom (please don’t disown me over this) and my younger brother, this column shall take a different turn, becoming “MasterChugs March Movie Mort Month” (we’re pretty keen on alliteration over here). For five weeks, I’m going to detail to you movies that sadly just can’t make the cut of “it’s so bad, it’s good” … these movies just plain suck. First up: The Messengers.
Day: March 2, 2007
A day without Paris
You know a person has been covered way too much if even the Associated Press refuses to write a story about them. That very thing happened with Paris Hilton recently.
This blog applauds the AP for doing that. Perhaps next they will do the same for Anna Nicole Smith.
Best lunch break ever
Women: are you tired of your moderately crazed husbands always protesting about things? In particular, are you tired of your husbands protesting jail sentences by standing on top of poles?
Send a picture of yourself topless to your husband in his lunch box. (Hint: This will probably work on guys for just about any task.)
Notice we made no “sitting on a pole” jokes.
Something’s fishy about that woman
It’s not New Zealand, but it’s pretty close. Many people call it “Australia.” A woman was sentenced for nine months of community service after she was caught trying to smuggle fish through an airport.
A specially made apron in her dress was how she brought the fish through.
Key quote: “Sharon Naismith, 45, was caught in June 2005 at the airport in the southern city of Melbourne after customs officers heard ‘flipping’ noises coming from her clothes and conducted a search, Australian Customs said.”