Good news, fellow humans! We now have a secret weapon in the War on Animals. Thanks to European scientists, we now have robot salamanders. This blog’s suggestion is that we use these like the machines used terminators in the Terminator movies–as impostors that can get into enemy strongholds and then clean house.
Day: March 8, 2007
Ironic story of the day
The United States State Department, a part of the current United States government (and one of the most conservative governments in years), has decided to back “Borat”, the movie starring Sacha Baron Cohen, listing it as a victim of “human rights abuse”.
Kazakhstan, your war on terrorizing the film industry is next.
Domo arigato, Officer Roboto
At least, according to South Korea, those mechanized warriors do. Unfortunately, this bothers me, as how are we to be both ethical and still use these machines as cannon fodder to take on the animal kingdom? We can’t. Sorry Asimov, but it’s time to refuse you.
Iraqis, weird even in the U.S.
An Iraqi national living in Atlantic City, N.J. got the attention of airport security when he set off a metal detector with some rather unusual cargo.
Key quote: “Al-Maliki, a former security guard, told screeners that he knew what had triggered the alarm and proceeded to remove items from his rectum, including a rock, chewing gum and thin wire filament.”