Welcome to quite possibly the most infamous movie mort that there is. Famous for being a colossal bomb, despite having a star studded cast of Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman, Charles Grodin, and Carol Kane, Ishtar is a failure, through and through. It’s not pretty folks. It’s just not pretty at all. Believe the hype, ladies and gentlemen.
Day: March 9, 2007
Greatest invention ever
Like beer but hate getting up from the couch for it? Let the beer come to you, fresh out of the fridge.
Bad divorces-they’re not just for Americans anymore
Oh me, oh my, those wacky…Germans?
Forgot to get a pre-nup in time? Just do all the work by ensuring that you get HALF of all of the owned possessions!
……literally.
Panda watch ‘07
A panda in China was found in the wild missing two thirds of its left leg. Who knew they existed in the wild?
Now an animal research center is calling for help in finding an artificial limb for the injured panda so it can mate. Forgive me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that giving aid and comfort to the enemy, much less helping them repopulate.
This is a war and we need to keep our stomachs about us if we are to succeed.