Greetings once again to a very special MasterChugs Theater! Why is it special? Because March is Movie Mort Month! So, what qualifies a movie to be a mort for these reviews? Well, it can’t be anything from Nu Image–that’s just too easy. Movies involving Gary Busey sadly can’t be included for obvious reasons as well. Instead, it’s gotta be special … and yes, I don’t mean child math genius special. With that said, we’ve got a very special one this week. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Jack Frost!
Day: March 16, 2007
You’re only as dumb as your bailiff
Just a tip: When a court officer tells you, you can pay your fine by “testing bed sheets and condoms” in his private “lab,” there’s a pretty good chance he’s not on the up and up.
To protect and serve … alllll night long
The Southampton Police Department forgot to mention to its employees that being a police officer does not mean you get to have sex with prostitutes in the back of your squad car. Sorry for the confusion guys.
Cocktail dress really a cocktail
Ever had a night where you end up wearing your drinks? Take that concept and apply it to a whole new level. You’ve got Australia’s new dress made out of wine.
The dress is grown from bacteria from wine and must be kept wet at all times. (This blog will forgo any temptation to make a sexist remark like, “have at it, gentlemen,” because that would be inappropriate.)