What do you do after you kill your husband after years of happy marriage? If you’re in Brazil, you chop him up into over 100 pieces, cook him and fry him, of course. Then you hide the pieces under the stairs.
Guys, this is a clear message to all of us: do not get married, for women will then regard us as food. And being served with barbecue sauce is no way to go out.
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It am part of genius Bizarro self improvement plan! Elsewhere in Bizarro World, skim milk is bad for you, smoking can help prolong your life, and Carrot Top just won an award for Best Actor of All Time. That right! Ha ha! Pretty imperfect, huh?
A British radio station is giving away a chance to legally join the Mile High Club. Other radio stations should learn from this, because, after all, you can only give away so many pairs of Madonna tickets before people tune out, you know.
In other news, Opie and Anthony are still in trouble with United States government regulatory bodies over having people have sex in churches.
The last remaining building of the old Mustang Ranch–Nevada’s first legal brothel–was burned to the ground (on purpose, by firefighters). Just so it’s known though, any other burning sensations you feel are your own problem.
Key quote: “The day of the $20 roll in the hay in a trailer is gone.”
It’s true. It’s now $50 for a roll in the hay and $75 for a romp in the alfalfa silo.
