Bello Nock the daredevil clown has his miniature bicycle back after leaving it in a taxi. How’s that for an inspirational story?
Alright, enough of that crap.
Day: April 2, 2007
Greatest Easter candy ever
For some reason, a life-size, nude, chocolate sculpture of Jesus is making Christians upset. So upset, an exhibition was in New York City was canceled.
The sculpture’s title is “My Sweet Lord.” That is not a joke.
Here’s a question, since when is Jesus a bald black man?
Five star rating in a New York minute
Remember, when you play video games, the terrorists win.
In other news, Mars issued a press statement recently stating that they “didn’t appreciate how they were portrayed in War of the Worlds” and were “taking their tripods death machines and going home.”
A new way to fight our heroes
Here at SeriouslyGuys, it’s no secret that we worship pirates. Pirates are cool. Pirates are awesome. They take all the booty that they want and pillage whenever and wherever. We thank all of creation for pirates and wish nothing but chaos upon their enemies.
However, as guys, we never thought that the porn industry would be our enemies too. How can the porn industry combat piracy? Turn everything into a live broadcast. Remember guys, no do-overs. Tis a sad day for all, indeed.
Wait, what do you mean “different pirates?” Oh, well, that is different. No dark days at all!
Kinda puts that “booty” bit in a different light though.
The McBournie Minute: Astronauts
We have officially hit the end of experiments we can do on the International Space Station. After 27ish years of shuttle flights, Skylab, Mir and so on, we are bored in space.
If memory serves me, on the next flight up, one of the astronauts is going to hit a golf ball in space as part of a promotion for a golf company. And as we found out last week, an astronaut on the International Space Station is going to run the Boston Marathon in space–except not on Boston time and she’ll be miles above the Earth.
There’s no more experimentation going on anymore. It’s all just repairing things and shifting out crew. We seem to have done all we can with what we have. That is why I think we need to invade Mars. If science fiction is any indication, that planet is filled with evil aliens both intelligent and not-intelligent. But they are all willing us harm.
Might as well call them Al-ien Qaeda. Since we have run out of things to do in space. It is about time we kicked some ass (see Moonraker). Who’s with me?