Pranks are crap
Posted on April 3, 2007
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It’s not bad enough that we have to deal with our friends, family and coworkers getting the best of us on April Fools’ Day, now we have to worry about our favorite search engines messing with us.
Take for example the toilet humor of Google. They announced they would be offering internet service through people’s toilets. Alas, I will miss my laptop. Last time I saw it it was taking the route of the dead goldfish.
(Thanks Cat)
Written by Bryan McBournieI’m leaving you, Michael
Posted on April 3, 2007
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Ladies and gentlemen, if there were ever a need for us to come together and raise $150,000, this is it.
Unity will allow us to drive off into the sunset together!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorBlack holes, ash holes: same diff
Posted on April 3, 2007
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NASA has finally solved the problem of cemetary space in an overcrowding world: launching ashes into space.
Finally, we’ll have room to house the homeless build more golf courses.
Coughs on a Plane
Posted on April 3, 2007
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Security on planes has finally taken a turn for the better. At long last the years of shoe-removing and cavity spreading have yielded a point. A 16-year-old girl coming back from a school trip to Hawaii (lucky kid) was kicked off her flight after she had an uncontrollable coughing fit.
Do you realize what kind of a precedence this sets? That means we can start kicking off EVERYONE annoying on a flight–the crying babies, the people who talk to loud and best of all, the fat people who squish you against the wall.
Written by Bryan McBournie