Just in time for summer, it’s the greatest footwear-alcohol combination since the stomping of grapes with bare feet. Is it a beer made from some type of shoes? No, but that sounds like a good idea.
Day: April 10, 2007
Open to help you out, every day
Even though most businesses in New Zealand are forced to close, brothels are allowed to be open on Easter Sunday.
Things to clear up:
-Yes, this is New Zealand
-Yes, up until this year, there had apparently been an understanding between the New Zealand government, the church, and brothels about Easter Sunday
-Yes, famed former stuntwoman for Lucy Lawless, Zoe Bell, is from New Zealand
-No, the country is still perpetually wacky
Slather it on and get it on
A tanning agent designed to help prevent skin cancer could be the next Viagra. Well, the next female Viagra equivalent, that is. At the very least, your trips to nude beaches will be a lot more interesting. Or any beaches, for that matter.
Come fly the f&$%ing skies
A flight from Las Vegas to Detroit was canceled after the captain was heard cursing into his cell phone in the bathroom, then came out and cursed at the passengers. My question is this: how did the passengers know he was cursing into a phone? We’ve all had moments in the bathroom alone that involve some foul language.
If I were a passenger on that cancelled flight, I would have some four letters words for the captain.