Awesome day, gentlemen! First we’re told that a new bacon sandwich has been made, and now that we shouldn’t diet? How great! Clearly, it’s not just a good day to be a guy … but it’s also a good day to die.
Day: April 11, 2007
Far out man … real far out
It would appear that all of NASA’s scientists are on acid. This proves to be scientifically awesome.
Next on the upcoming news block: Haley’s Comet is one big doobie.
It was the one-legged man
It sounds like the perfect crime: stealing an ATM using a truck and a chain to pull it out of the floor and onto your truck, then making off with the booty. Yes, this blog just used the word “booty” and did its best not to giggle.
For Gregory Daniels, the plan worked almost perfectly–until his prosthetic leg fell off during the escape.
Mouse on a Plane
A flight from Hanoi, Vietnam to Tokyo was delayed several hours after a mouse was seen by flight attendants before the plane took off. Experts were brought in to find and kill the mouse. They believe it was brought on by a passenger but escaped.
The War on Animals seems to make friends out of our old enemies: the Vietnamese.