Scientists have recently announced the Tyrannosaurus rex is a distant relative of the chicken. It is the first ever scientific connection between dinosaurs and birds. It also explains why everything tastes like T. rex.
This is just further proof that no matter how meek they may look, every animal has links to the really scary ones we all thought we had seen the last of. This is war, people, and it’s time for regime change in the animal kingdom.
And, in a bit of sad news to report, totally awesome author Kurt Vonnegut passed away yesterday at the age of 84. He’ll definitely be missed around this website.
Go out and read “Slaughterhouse Five,” people … just because.
Don’t worry though-pornography addiction is a treatable condition. The second step is dropping your membership to that Mom and Pop video rental store and getting a membership to Blockbuster video (plenty of high Christian values and a severe glut of crappy Sci-Fi pictures movies). The third step? Washing your hands.
Actually, on second thought, that should probably be the first step.
Make room on your book shelves, everyone, there’s something you must add to it. It’s “Teeny Ted from Turnip Town” and it is the world’s smallest book. Sounds like a great plot, though.
The book measures 0.07 mm by 0.10 mm, which is smaller than the head of a pin. Good luck reading it.
