According to a recent study, the Colbert Nation may understand current events better than Fox & Friends. However, Rush Limbaugh’s listeners are better informed than CNN viewers, so look for “mega dittos” there.
Basically, this means is you watch the “Daily Show” and the “Colbert Report,” you know more than people who watch “New Hour with Jim Lehrer” (like anyone watches that) and pretty much anyone else in America who doesn’t watch the duo of Comedy Central news shows.
Parents are good at one thing. No, it isn’t at raising children–that’s something that some parents are good at, but not all. All parents are good at arguing.
They practice every day on each other, whether they argue about money, sex or (if there’s nothing to fight about) toothbrushes. They practice further at work, stores and bowling alleys.
And all of this practice has led to the single greatest fight in history: if a film about global warming is real.
When asked if they believed global warming itself is real, the parents responded, “Global warming? Who cares. Al Gore has no place in our schools.”
Get ready to feel all warm and squishy inside.
A man in Martinsville, Va., saw his fiancee’s house going up in flames. So he saved his mother and his tuxedo for the wedding. Then the wedding went on later that day. This blog is guessing the groom smelled a little like a campfire for the ceremony.
We at SeriouslyGuys don’t classify much as un-funny. When we do, we usually just ignore it and refuse to mention it on here. The shooting at Virginia Tech yesterday cannot be ignored. This blog has connections to Radford University, less than 20 minutes away from Blacksburg, Va., and we all have friends who went to or currently attend VT. Our thoughts are with the Hokies after this most tragic event.
