Only in Serbia can your comic book fan boy dreams become a reality.
OK, so since it’s pink, maybe this is a new form of pink Kryptonite that the comics hadn’t talked about yet. I mean, after all, there is green, blue, black, red, gold, silver, jewel, anti, x, magno, bizarro-red, old new pink and white. No, really, there are. All in all though, this is probably the coolest crossover of all time.
And in other comic related news, Captain America has been arrested … again.
Hospital food across the world is the finest cuisine around, second only to plane food. Seeking to capitalize on the fun-filled atmosphere one can only find in hospitals, a new restaurant has opened in Taipei.
Key quote: “As many as 10 visitors can sit around each bed at the D.S. Music Restaurant, a hospital-themed eatery, and watch showgirls dance on weekend nights or chat up ‘nurses’ whose rabbit-ears complement their starched white uniforms.”
Hospitals have showgirls? I need to get injured sometime soon.
San Diego Padres outfielder Brian Giles will only do nudity if it’s essential to the story of a baseball game. Or if he’s just really, really bored.
In other news, select writers will only do nudity if it’s essential to the story of the Slip ‘n Slide.
The Girls Gone Wild guru pleads guilty to one of the charges against him and gets 35 days in jail. If he survives the whole month, everyone on his cell block wins a free t-shirt.
Tuesdays are normally pretty bland, so how about some good news from the fronts of the War on Animals? One of the most militant wings of our enemy, the bees, are going missing.
That’s right, across the world, soldier after soldier is being reported AWOL. This blog believes it is the certainty of their side’s loss that it is happening. If we keep this up the lack of pollination will help us win the next war on the horizon: the War on Plants.
