A woman who kept cops from arresting her by holding poisonous snakes was sentenced to house arrest yesterday. This is another example of how animals are out to get us. They are willing to help our outlaws and go against our legal system. This blog is shocked she wasn’t charged with treason.
Key quote: “‘I just wasn’t in the right frame of mind that night,’ said Terry Jackson, 36, at her sentencing Monday.”
Don’t you hate it when you turn on the Disney Channel and all you get is porn?
I know that I do.
Key quote: “‘We were just sitting here and the screen just froze and then all of a sudden I saw very graphic pornography on the television and I scrambled to get the remote to shut it off,’ Sherman told CBS 2.”
1) Call me an evil person, but the thought of an entire family sitting down together to watch a children’s show, and only to have pornography appear on their tv, causing some to shriek out loud in horror as if their eternal soul is being burned at that spot, is an utterly hilarious image.
2) Would it have been better if the pornography was not-so-graphic or even just graphic instead of very graphic?
Sex workers Employees in touch with their inner beauty in India get into the whole May Day spirit, and take on the capitalist swine that treat them like chattel. See, all Marxists aren’t so bad. Well, OK, just that one Communist guy that Elaine dated on that one episode of “Seinfeld.” But that’s it.
In a tragic story from Europe, an employee at Legoland, a theme park in Denmark, was killed when she was hit by a roller coaster. She was attempting to receive a customer’s dropped wallet when the incident happened.
Witnesses day her legs and head popped off on impact, but her torso remained intact.
