Look out, citizens of Michigan! The Courteous Bandit is back on the streets again, and he might be coming to politely ask a teller for all their money at a bank near you!
Actually, it sounds like he’s going straight. The 61-year-old man actually tried to get caught and sent to jail by robbing a bank. He served over a year.
Key quote: “‘It was a dumb thing to do,’ Lawson said after his release. ‘I was looking for food and lodging — in the wrong way.'”
Paris Hilton is really upset about her 45-day jail sentence. In fact, according to her psychiatrist said she’s even traumatized. However, she said she is kind of into the handcuffs and ankle chains.
Maxim named Lindsay Lohan the hottest woman in the world. She topped the list of 100 candidates this year. It serves as further evidence that Maxim is living 2003. This blog is in agreement that the pre-craziness, pre-cocaine, pre-blonde hair Lohan was worth it. But her stock has definitely dropped in recent years. She now looks like some sort of albino goblin creature.
Alright, now I can take this skirt of and go back to talking about things that are cool.
A German sex toy happy fun-time company gets fined for naming its “pleasure enhancers” after two of Germany’s greatest soccer stars. They both probably wish they scored at the same rate as their miniature buzzing friends, though. In other news, naming anything like that either “The Michael B.” or “The Olli K.” is not nearly as cool as naming it, say, “The Blitzkrieg.”
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How To is a new feature for SG. It’s not going to have any regularity to it. We just figured since we’re Guys, we know how to do everything, or at least think we do. So enjoy, and as always, we would love to hear feedback.
1) Pull over. You hear your tire pop, or perhaps you don’t. You just notice your car is suddenly tipping to one side. Better check it out. If you are in a bad neighborhood, it might be a better idea to ride the rims to a gas station. If you pull over, examine all of the tires closely. The one you need to change is probably the one without air.
2) Get out the tools. Time to get to work. Open your trunk, find the spare tire and a wrench. IF you don’t have those. Take out your cell phone and call a tow truck.
3) Look as butch as possible. This applies to both women and men. When you’re changing a tire, you need to look as manly as possible. Puff out your shoulders, look mean, then attack the tire. Use the wrench to unscrew the doohickeys from the wheel. While you are doing this, it is advisable to lie down partially in the street. This will call the attention of passing drivers to your macho act, thus keeping you safe.
4) Take the tire off. Really, if you don’t get this one, you have no business changing a tire.
5) Curse. It is at this point you should realize you should have also had a jack to lift your car up. You have just messed up your car. Since you don’t have a jack, it’s time to have some Jack.
