Never one to let a more than nine-month-old fad stop them, a criminal genius in South Africa decides to join the Snakes on a Plane craze by sending out poisonous snakes through the mail.
Why do I italicize “criminal genius?” Because no one, not even an impoverished third world region, still uses VHS tapes. With the exception of your grandmother.
(Courtesy of Mike Morrow)
Good news to all, Big Boy has been found atop an Ohio high school. Friends Ronald McDonald, The King, That Winking Star from Hardee’s and Wendy all breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing the news of their compatriot.
Great moment in law enforcement quote: “Officers believe it may have been a prank by seniors, Gahanna police Lt. Jeffrey Spence said.”
Some animals just deserve what they get. And in the War on Animals, we cannot afford to show the enemy any mercy. That’s why when two humpback whales swam 50 miles inland to Sacramento, California, this blog says it’s time to break out the harpoons.
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger could even do the honors.
Just be careful where you go. And that you’re a little under the level of “sufficiently drunk”. And that things aren’t still plugged in. You know, come to think of it, that last bit’s probably the most important tip of them all.
Of course, in some states cases, you’re never too young to know how to either.
Key quote: “Illinois gun laws are said to be among the strictest in the US.”
Key facts:
-A 10-month-old Illinois baby was given a gun permit.
-The child’s legal name is Bubba.
Sometimes, stories just don’t get this funny.
(Courtesy of Mike Morrow)
