Tip for all you would-be drug smugglers out there: you probably don’t want to send things through the mail.
A 26-year-old woman found that one out the hard way recently when she tried to send a refrigerator with heroin inside by DHL. Great, there goes their latest ad campaign.
Interesting side note: actor Bob Denver, best known for playing Gilligan on guess which 60s sitcom, learned this lesson nine years ago when he ordered by delivery service some marijuana.
A strange man has been playing songs for kids at school. Naturally, this has got to get parents and teachers rather concerned. Why not even put out an AMBER alert about it?
Then they realized it was none other than Bob Dylan. Who is, in fact, a scary, scary man.
If you took a taxi in San Diego recently and your cabbie was not wearing pants, look on the bright side–unlike some other cities, a cabbie not wearing pants is still news in San Diego.
Key quote: “No other description or distinguishing characteristics were available for the cabbie.”
Not exactly a flattering response about the guy. He’s not gonna enjoy seeing that line. And yes, that quote’s meant as a double entendre.
Here’s a hint: don’t click on the new OpenOffice computer worm, even though it downloads a picture of a man copulating in a bunny suit.
Still getting that image in your head? I’ll give you time to try to wipe it out.
OK, time’s up, whether you’re still thinking about male bunny suit sex or not. Remember, you don’t need to download a virus just to get pictures of that–my friend, you’re on the INTARWUBS.
Once again, folks, as long as animals are around, none of us are safe. That goes especially for when viewing the captured in zoos/ death camps.
Last week a gorilla in Holland somehow got out of his cell. No one wanted to talk about the 400-pound gorilla on the sidewalk, so it grabbed a woman and ran off with her. Remind you of anyone? The gorilla was eventually caught, but no one has any idea how it got out.
