Is anyone really surprised these exist?
If that doesn’t surprise you, then how about Apple’s ownership claim to silhouettes?
Day: May 23, 2007
Who even drinks that stuff?
The throaty-voiced former lead singer of Creed Scott Stapp added to his reputation of being a drunken jerk recently. (Some of you may remember he passed out at his own wedding reception a couple years ago. Recently he was charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly came home and threw a bottle of Orangina at his wife’s head during an argument.
Unconfirmed reports say Stapp yelled out “Have some Oranginaaaaaah!” when the threw the bottle.
Yeah, the joke works better if you do the voice in your head.
Headline of the Century
Old bunnies never die, they just move out of the mansion
A rare species of rabbit named after Hugh Hefner may die out before he does. Have they tried moving them in with three blonde babes bunnies? That seems to help with longer life. Or, you know, Viagra.
Actually, considering SG’s stance on The War on Animals, we wholeheartedly stand with not giving the rabbit a dose of Viagra. The last thing this war needs is a ridiculous amount of kamikazes.
Ignorance is nothing more than undressed bliss
Making more headway in the world of cultural differences, another American tourist ruins it for the rest of us by wandering around Germany naked and acting like he didn’t know any better. Wow, we really can be obnoxious, can’t we? Not SG, though … just naked American male tourists in general. On the upside … possibly not the tourist.
Key quote: “He believed it was commonplace to be nude in public in Germany.”
Because, you know, hey, everything about Germany screams a hedonistic culture.
Jenny don’t change your number
Remember the song with the phone number? Not the jingles you see on television, I’m talking about the Tommy Tutone song “Jenny.” Sure, the song is over 20 years old, but apparently 867-5309 is still a hot number.
It’s so hot that some plumbers in Rhode Island are vying for the number. Because then I think “for a good time” I think about plumbing.