Kid Soldier of the Day

In the wilds of Alabama (as if there is anything else there) it was just an 11-year-old boy against what he could only believe was some kind of monster. Little Jamison Stone killed the monster to beat all monsters, and quite possibly the enemy’s deadliest weapon: a hog bigger than Hogzilla.

How big? Try nine feet four inches, 1,051 pounds.

Key quote that has nothing else to do with the story: “Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5 ….”

We need Jack Bauer

Much like with the conclusion of the latest season of “24,” Los Angeles is once again safe from a terrorist threat. For two years, “Reggie” the alligator has lived in a nearby lake for several years, but no more.

The leader of Al-Igator, a well-known terrorist group with bases in the everglades and the Nile River, was apprehended by authorities and taken in for questioning. He most likely will be held at a zoo pending a trial.