Thanks to the media for this no brainer (ha!) of a headline.
Key Quote: No one was believed to have survived the crash of a small plane that was carrying a six-member organ transplant team and their cargo of donor organs, authorities said on Tuesday.
Once again, zombies are causing problems for decent, hardworking, living humans. A Croatian man recently died while on a train all night. The engineer thought he was just sleeping, so he let him ride to the end of the line.
Six hours later, they realized he was dead. What they, and the public have yet to realize is that he was using his dead status to get a free ride. That lousy bum!
Congratulations, fellow countrymen: “Americans are the greatest downloaders of porn.” U.S.A.! U.S.A.! Stand up and take solace in your pride!
It’s okay though, because music websites are a much greater security risk to your computer than porn websites, mostly due to the increased chance you’ll accidentally download the new Linkin Park album. And believe you me, that’s a definite accident.
In The War on Animals, nothing is as it seems. That rock? A propulsion device. The chair over there? A cage for that annoying box turtle. That cell phone? A super effective leopard lure. Everyone knows that leopards are the natural enemy of villagers. Since everyone also knows that villagers are people, saving people from animals makes this a top story in our war against animals. That’s why India, you’re our SG Heroes of the Day.
Remember people, it’s us versus them. Now, finish the job India–you know what to do.
Ladies, this is exactly how we switch from one brain to the other.
What? Of course it would be a sports analogy.
