In the world of alcohol there is good news and bad news today. The good news is the Dutch (of course) have developed alcohol in powdered form called Booz2Go–really. Just add water and it turns into a lime flavored drink.
The bad news is that the drink only has three percent alcohol content. Sure, that means the kids can drink it. They can get green tongues and drunk at the same time, but what about for the rest of us?
A New York man is suing the makers of a health drink because he says it gave him a permanent erection. To be fair, it was called Boost Plus (and that Plus does make all the difference, after all). To be unfair, the drink is primarily marketed to old people, and you don’t see them running around with raging boners.
Local edition! Yes, Bedford isn’t too far away from where this blogger resides, and no, I’m not a suspect. The story?
An elementary school discovers the hard way that their educational videos were recorded over someone’s used porn tapes. Wacky hi-jinx ensue. Personally, that’s just good recycling.
NOTE: Right click the link and “open in new window” to properly access the website. “Technology capital of Southwest Virginia” my foot.
With only a week or two left in the school year, it’s good to see la enforcement is keeping these wily teenagers in line. Over 200 high school students were involved in a massive food fight in Illinois where police arrested three instigators.
Key quote: “‘It was just insane,’ said senior Zach Little, who was in the cafeteria when the melee began Thursday. ‘Things like milk cartons, full pop bottles and blue slushies were flying around. Kids literally bought the food to throw it and, to me, that’s a little expensive.'”
Remember kids, don’t have a food fight, it costs too much.
