The people of Rosemont, Illinois have had an unusual sighting. Whereas some other locations see Jesus or the Virgin Mary appear in trees, turtles and grilled cheese sandwiches, they are seeing their dead mayor in a tree.
Donald Stephens was mayor of the Chicago suburb for over 50 years, now he’s come back in the form of a tree. But people think it’s Jesus.
Safety tip: when traveling to Rosemont, don’t drink the water.
More fun news from Vermont: it’s OK to taunt police dogs!
The case against a woman who taunted a police dog because the victim was unable to testify. She put her face close to the car window, inches away from the dog and got charged for it. Even though the state is a liberal, whiny and most likely stoned, it is good to see they know which side they are on in the War on Animals.
You should be alerted that our country’s government isn’t the only one that screws up a lot. Examples:
-A Singapore radio station raises some mighty big hackles with a speed bra removal contest. Well, they wouldn’t wear bras at all if the government wasn’t so picky about it. Where does the fault lie? The government of Singapore.
-An Indonesian tax minister’s photo presentation to newspaper editors turned into a full demonstration of his “porns” collection. It’s a good thing most people don’t pay taxes on their Indonesian Amway business.
Remember, sometimes the oddest governments are overseas.
A minister in Utah may get judgment from the local law enforcement rather than that of God, after he allegedly annoyed some speeders. The minister said traffic laws are God’s laws and must be enforced.
Motorists have complained the minister was jumping in front of speeding cars, sticking brooms in front of them and backing his own car in their way.
