“Coffee is for closers.”
Glengarry Glen Ross is one of the best films about salesmen ever made. As a story and a work of art, it ranks right up with Death of a Salesman and the Maysles Brothers’ 1969 documentary Salesman. Coincidentally enough, that’s essentially the only movies about salesmen. And it’s not even an original screenplay, it’s an adaptation of David Mamet’s theatrical play. Who would’ve guessed?
In China, dancing may is becoming a mandatory class in school. But that has sparked concern from some parents who think the classes might result in tingling feelings.
It’s aimed at getting Chinese children to be more active, because like American children, they’re getting plumper. And like American parents, the Chinese don’t want their children doing anything sexual with other children.
Can’t we all just get along?
Animals know they’re at war with us, and they consider every one of us a target, even young children.
There is no better example of this than the arrival of a platoon of stinging caterpillars outside of a nursery in Hawaii. That’s right–stinging freaking caterpillars! What low will our foe stoop to next?
You wanna know what’s wrong with Canada? No bloody respect for a person’s right to drive a motorized wheelchair while drunk.
Key quote: “So how can I be charged with drunk driving?“
Maybe you had a bad day yesterday. If you’re like The Guys, the medication for that is a heavy dose of vitamin alcohol. However, aside from the fact that it’s Friday, here’s something to pick you up:
A couple in Annapolis, Maryland had something of a surprise at dinner time when a flash bang entered their home. After it went off, 15 police officers entered their apartment and kicked the husband in the groin.
It was a drug raid, but it was at the wrong place. Whoops.
