Once the War on Animals is over, we can focus on the next threat to humanity: aliens. And we don’t mean the ones that are stealing our jobs over at HombresSeriamentes.com.
However, don’t look for support from the Church of England. They’re already protesting an early simulator that will train our youth into future Earth Warriors.
All we’re saying is don’t come asking for our nasty old guns to save your church when ET starts eating parishioners.
The twisted minds behind the 2004 zombie comedy Shaun of the Dead take on the world of Hollywood action movies with Hot Fuzz, an outrageously funny film directed by Edgar Wright and starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. Loaded with laughs, Hot Fuzz is so good you’ll need to see it twice just to catch what you missed the first time around. I recommend more than twice though.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen anything dangerous sent through the mail in this country. Gone are the days of anthrax and the letter bomb. However, there’s a new threat in the mail: the stink bomb.
A package in Washington, D.C. did not make it to its final destination because post office workers notice it smelled terrible. After calling in the bomb squad, it was determined the package was not hazardous. Well, at least not deadly. The box contained a dirty diaper and some spinach.
Great, thanks, U.S. Postal Service, now some homeless man’s lunch will go uneaten.
Inspiring news from the front: it seems that we’re winning the War on Animals. Well, at least in the case of birds. According to the National Audubon Society, those traitors, many birds commonly found in your back yard are not so common anymore.
This can only mean one thing: we’re winning the fight. Along with the occasional assistance of cats, we have been doing whatever we can to make them lose ground. More importantly, to loose numbers.
