Let your Articles of Confederation hang out
Posted on July 2, 2007
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Those of you following the Supreme Court rulings lately know that the First Amendment has taken a few hits recently. This can be concerning for Americans who feel they are slowly losing their rights over time as a result of security concerns.
Well get ready for a dose of inspiration, because a judge in Oregon has ruled that lap dances are protected by freedom of speech provisions in the state’s constitution. This blog isn’t exactly sure how much talking is done during these Oregonian lap dances, and it would probably be kind of annoyed that conversation was being made while it tried to concentrate, but it’s good to know there is one place safe for freedom.
Written by Bryan McBournieThe robots are coming, the robots are coming!
Posted on July 2, 2007
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Remember Officer Roboto–your cold robot logic means no room for error. Now arrest that jaywalker! Hit him with the taser!
If you couldn’t tell from my most recent MasterChugs Theater review, I, for one, personally welcome our future robotic rulers and will do everything in my power to help them wipe out the more … zealous trouble members of the human race.
Provided I get my totally cool new robot body.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe truth is out there
Posted on July 2, 2007
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At least, the truth is out there now that one guy kicked the bucket. Aliens are coming to get us! Get your tin foil hats out for protection! Watch out for using fluoride as it won’t get your teeth all the way clean! Beware the plastic ends of shoelaces call aglets–their purpose is sinister!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorThe McBournie Minute: Coffee
Posted on July 2, 2007
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There is a magical drink out there that I only really discovered a year or so ago. It gets you going when you need it, it protects from liver damage and gives you smelly breath. The drink I am speaking of, of course, is coffee.
A few years ago, there was no way I could drink such a foul and odorous beverage. Then I got a job. Suddenly, getting up early in the morning and be expected to be productive at work a short time after was a challenge. Gone were the days of getting up for an early class, then returning to bed afterward.
On Monday mornings, coffee is especially important. It always takes that extra bit to get going. But one has to wonder, are we growing dependent on foreign beans? Are we going to rely on the Columbians for our primary source of fuel? Dunkin’ Donuts has already thrown their hat in, declaring “America runs on Dunkin’” so what chance do we really have? It’s time we start looking into alternative sources of caffeine.
Written by Bryan McBournie