They can use the carpool lane
Posted on July 5, 2007
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Have you ever driven off with a soda on your roof? Were you laughed at? Good. You are stupid, but not as stupid as one man in the Netherlands.
A Dutch couple was shocked when police pulled them over. They were even more surprised when they found out they were pulled over because there was a 26-year-old man on a bicycle sitting on their roof. Shockingly enough, the man was drunk.
Key quote: “The driver and his wife, when stopped by the police, said they heard a noise while waiting at a traffic light, but did not realize they were taking on an extra passenger.”
Written by Bryan McBournieWhat’s the definition of a cool marketing gimmick?
Posted on July 5, 2007
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Turning Squishees, Buzz Cola and Krusty O’s into real products. Oh yeah, and turning where they’re sold at from 7-11’s into Kwik-E-Marts. Now, bring on the Duff!
Look closely at yours and you may even find an Indian cashier named Apu.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorWhat’s the definition of irony?
Posted on July 5, 2007
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When a perpetual motion machine stops running. Free energy? More like a free way to spread communism. Take that hippies!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorRabid like a fox
Posted on July 5, 2007
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Once again, we are taking the fight to them in the War on Animals. However, this time the warrior is unexpected: a 5-year-old boy.
The boy, in Kingstown, North Carolina held down a rabid fox during a family cookout and protected his brother and five other children, until his father could kill the beast. This blog is in awe at the actions of this brave young man. While no one is a huge fan of making children soldiers (at least this side of Africa) this blog is proud to call Rayshun McDowell the Warrior of the Week.
Written by Bryan McBournie