Some things to knock out first:
1. Happy birthday Sarah Spruill!
2. If you haven’t read my review from last week, then you should know in advance that I’m a total Transformers geek. As such, there is a bit of a bias with this review.
3. I also really like peanut butter.
With that out of the way, let the review for Transformers, the 2007 Bay-centric version, begin! By the way, there will probably be a few spoilers here and there, so heed that as the warning.
Once again, a new and threatening species has been discovered beneath the waves. This time it appears to be a cross between a squid and an octopus–two of our deadliest enemies–that was found of the coast of the Big Island of Hawaii.
Everyone knows squid will attack and kill people if they can, and we have covered in the past that octopi are far smarter than they appear. The combination of the two could present the ultimate threat to our survival. It’s time for some sushi.
The invasion of the summer has begun, everyone. Thousands of giant land crabs are marching on south Florida. They have not made their demands clear, so we all must assume their only goal is that of destruction of the human race as a whole.
Fortunately, the crabs have one clear weakness: they need to cross roads. That means, it is time to hop in the car with the widest tires and hit the road. More specifically, hit the crabs on the road.
Hey parents, did you know that even deactivated cell phones can call 911? You should. A 4-year-old girl in Illinois was given an old cell phone to play with by her mother. So she called 911 287 times.
Authorities tried to pinpoint the source of the calls, but in the end, they convinced her that if she told them her address they would bring McDonald’s. The bastards found the place, but didn’t bring the food.
This blog doesn’t mind fighting childhood obesity in this country, we’re only a few years away from having to widen our doorways. But promising a 4-year-old McDonald’s and then not giving it to her? That’s just plan mean.
