Hell will be strolling the halls of an Australian Catholic school later this year. Actually, his name is Max Hell.
Then again, Max Hell might not be attending the school after his father, Alex Hell, took offense when the school didn’t want him. Hell took his problem to the local media, because we all know Hell and the media have been close for centuries, and now the school says Max Hell can attend their school.
(Courtesy of Cat H.)
Great news, everyone! We did it! We wore down the resolve of one of our biggest traitors. Thomas Doerflein, the trainer of the German polar bear cub Knut, has had enough of doing two shows a day.
No longer will this traitor attempt to lure the masses into sympathy for our enemy. This polar bear must be taken out before he becomes too big of a threat. He’s now 110 pounds. Is that really all that cute, Germany?
In Germany, something strange was scene in the sky and it was of unknown origin. No, it wasn’t an alien craft, it was money falling from the sky.
I don’t care who you are, if you’re driving down the road and see money falling from the sky, you’re having a good day. German police still have no idea where the cash came from or how it became airborne.
A little while back I got a new cell phone. My contract was nearly up and, oh yeah, my old phone died. The cell phone I got was Bluetooth capable, but wouldn’t let me use my old headset that connected by a wire.
So I got a Bluetooth headset. I love it, it’s great, but at no point have I felt the need to wear it around in public when I am not even using it. Nor have I wanted to use it in public when both of my hands are free. I use it in the car and that’s it.
It just doesn’t make any sense to me while people wear them. They look like some sort of beetle trying to crawl out of your eardrum. What’s worse is that when you use it in public, you look like you’re talking to yourself. So take my advice, Bluetooth owners: do not use the headset unless your hands are otherwise occupied. After you’re done with the call, hang up and take it out of your ear.
