Hold on to your butts
Posted on July 11, 2007
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Bad news, brave soldiers. Scientists have uncovered an almost completely preserved baby woolly mammoth in Siberia. Now they are touting their find. Obviously, this is not the bad news. There is nothing wrong with humiliating an enemy long since defeated.
Shocking quote: “While the mammoth has not yielded the kind of DNA that could be used in cloning, scientists remain optimistic.
Some believe the right find is bound to emerge from Siberia that will make cloning or resurrecting the animal–by injecting sperm into the egg of a relative such as the Asian elephant–a reality.”
That’s right, these madmen are really planning on CLONING this monstrosity. Our ancestors didn’t banish this foe in the Ice Age just so we could bring them back! We’ve got to stop the scientists.
Written by Bryan McBournieAnd you think you had bad luck?
Posted on July 11, 2007
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Try illegally pulling over people and then pulling over a cop. Then we’ll talk.
In other news, fitting your SUV with flashing lights to pull off this attempt? Not the smartest thing in the world.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorBeware their new age sexual revolution
Posted on July 11, 2007
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Man’s best friend? It’s all an elaborate act to get under our noses and then take us from behind … quite literally in some cases. Remember people, this is a war, and the enemy is enlisting perverts into their ranks.
Ye gods, what will they think of next.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorFlying: the safest method of travel
Posted on July 11, 2007
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Remember: Don’t try this at home, we’re what you call professionals.
That is the warning they say at the beginning and during “Mythbusters” on the Discovery Channel. So it only makes sense that someone imitate something they saw on the show a few seasons back. Remember hearing about the story of Larry Walters in 1982, who flew in a lawn chair attached to helium balloons?
Kent Couch decided it was a good idea to try it–FOR THE SECOND TIME.
Written by Bryan McBournie