Float like a butterfly

Posted on July 12, 2007
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We never really think of them as much of a threat, but a recent story proves just how dangerous butterflies can be. The Blue Moon butterfly was nearly wiped out by a foreign parasite.

Now they are coming back big time. In the past year, or 10 butterfly generations, the population has risen by 40 percent. That means these things are highly adaptable, which means they can easily adapt to any weapon we try to use against them. This blog says bring out the Raid.

Written by Bryan McBournie

The era of Mr. Mom is here

Posted on July 12, 2007
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It appears that women biting people may be more than just what it seems, though given that a study now says that women are in charge of the home, these alcohol-laced are simply gratuitous and excessive. It’s time for a civil rights movement within a civil rights movement!

Key quote: A study, which was just released, finds that wives have more power than their husbands in making decisions and dominating discussions.

“‘The study at least suggests that the marriage is a place where women can exert some power,’ said lead author David Vogel, a psychologist at Iowa State University (ISU). ‘Whether or not it’s because of changing societal roles, we don’t know.’

“The results counter past research.“

Clearly all research involves never watching sitcoms.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor

Children of the 80s

Posted on July 12, 2007
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Your language in describing the amount of trouble you would get into after painting your neighbor’s cat and half of their new Beamer is now official. Frolic in the knowledge that you were truly ahead of your time.

Oh, what’s that you ask? Is crunk added to the dictionary as well?

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor

Going out to grab a bite

Posted on July 12, 2007
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A recent study has found men are more likely to suffer bites from people than are women. The study was done in Ireland, so it should come as no surprise what they found was the reason for the statistic.

Key quote: “Dr. Eadie and her team say late-night ‘alcohol-fueled aggression’ is the most common cause of such injuries.”

This blog thinks there might be another reason, however–one that we have been ignoring for far too long–zombies!

(Courtesy of Chris B.)

Written by Bryan McBournie


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