Not the usual prison payback
Posted on July 18, 2007
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As any inmate will tell you, when you’re in prison, the one thing you have is time. That means that you have a lot of time to plan and fashion your way out, but some inmates at a federal prison decided instead to come up with a scheme usually reserved for corporations.
Four inmates filed to copyright their names, then demanded millions from the guard for using their names without permission. Let’s just say it’s not a good idea to mess with the warden.
Written by Bryan McBournieBuy me some peanuts, but don’t touch the crackerjack
Posted on July 18, 2007
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Because all-star games attract all-star prostitutes, the city of San Francisco used the baseball version as an excuse to roundup 131 people in a sex sting operation last week. All those workers in the Bay Area and the Giants still can’t score.
WONK WONK WONK WOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorOther hand gestures not included
Posted on July 18, 2007
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Hey there sci-fi geeks! Fascinated with fantastical worlds of Cyborg, Robocop, all three Terminator movies, and other movies that you can usually find on a Saturday afternoon on the Sci-Fi Channel (but not Sunday, as that’s reserved for the giant crocodile movies)? Then here’s what you need to do:
-Save up $18,000.
-Join the army.
-Lose a hand while in the army.
-Contact Touch Bionics and purchase their iLimb from them.
-Go on a rampage to destroy all the humans with your new cyborg hand.
One caveat, though: “The extended index finger option is also useful for pointing, seemingly, and an ‘OK’ sign is also achievable. There was no mention of any option to extend the middle finger alone or first two fingers simultaneously–which would seem an obvious necessity.“
(Courtesy of Mike Morrow)
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorNot a dream! Not a hoax! Not an alternate reality!
Posted on July 18, 2007
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Andy Dick got beaten up by Jon Lovitz! Call it comedic justice, call it a miracle, heck, even call it the fight of the century if you want. All I know is that my wish got answered, and for me, it’s now Christmas in July.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorAre you signing at me?
Posted on July 18, 2007
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According to police in Alaska, Raymond Keith McWain, 26, was just driving his truck around one night when a guy from a truck next to his starting making signs with his hands at him. Clearly, this was some kind of taunt at him. The two trucks pulled into a pizza store parking lot and a fight ensued.
Turns out the guy making signs was deaf and communicating with his two other deaf friends inside their truck. The three men attacked McWain, and beat him pretty severely. The moral of the story is don’t make fun of the handicapped.
The three deaf when were read their Miranda rights and respected their right to remain silent.
Written by Bryan McBournie