‘A very nice woman’
Posted on July 24, 2007
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It seems naked people are everywhere, this week. Not only are they found riding bicycles in Europe, they also use cars to get around in Germany.
On Sunday customers reported a blonde woman wearing nothing but golden stilettos stepped out of her Ferrari. She walked into the shop and bought some cigarettes and most likely inspired roughly 50 adult films.
Key quote: “‘I wasn’t surprised because she’s come in naked before–she’s a very nice woman,’ Swoboda said, adding none of the other customers were bothered. The woman could have faced charges of creating a public disturbance if anyone had complained.”
Written by Bryan McBournieYou just can’t eat anywhere these days
Posted on July 24, 2007
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First, you couldn’t eat out of the can. Then you couldn’t eat out the bag. And now, you can’t eat out at the food court? But just think of all the extra protein!
STOP TAKING OUR OBESITY AWAY FROM US!
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorCommon sense alert
Posted on July 24, 2007
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Just because temperatures are over 100 degrees, doesn’t mean you should be riding your bike in the nude. The nudity may be fine in certain areas, but give the biking a rest, huh? Remember, it’s a lot worse to stick to a bike seat than get a full body skin cancer.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorTake that, recent Pixar movie
Posted on July 24, 2007
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Anyone can who has been to a grocery store in the past 20 years can tell you that there are a ton of different flavors of potato chips available to consumers. Salt and vinegar, sea salt, barbecue, salt and pepper, french onion and so on.
But now there is a new flavor out now. Fried mouse and barbecue chips are the new craze, according to one man in Montana. The man claims he found a fried mouse in a bag of barbecue chips. So look for that flavor soon, kids.
Interesting side note: in Canada they make ketchup flavored chips.
Written by Bryan McBournie