SG Editorial: Dog fighting not a bad thing
Posted on July 26, 2007
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By now, everyone has heard about how Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is facing a slew of charges for dog fighting and mistreating animals. It has drawn the scorn of many protest groups, like the turncoat People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
This blog is here to say Michael Vick is a hero. He was doing exactly what any true warrior with the means would do in this crazy mixed-up war. He captured several of the enemy and turned them against each other in a technique seldom seen since Vietnam.
Instead of scorning Vick we should be hoisting him on our shoulders. Bravo, Vick! You have lead the way for us all.
Yet this crisis shows the hypocrisy of the country. Why is it perfectly acceptable for our armed forces pilots to practice dog fighting, but not for our athletic stars? Why is it there are no pickets outside of the History Channel headquarters for airing their new season of Dogfights? If it’s OK for one to do it, it’s OK for everyone to do it.
That’s why this blog has $50 riding on the one with the foam coming out of his mouth.
Written by Bryan McBournieUFO’s terrorize British; British terrorize everyone else with their teeth
Posted on July 26, 2007
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Apparently, UFO’s may or may not have terrorized a town recently. Sound like a bad July 4 based movie? Nah. Think more bad Sci-Fi channel premiere of the week. So, what do we know about what’s happened?
1. The only witnesses were people who were walking out of pubs.
2. The Weekly World News, the “world’s only reliable news paper”, is not behind the incident, as it’s too busy being closed by its parents.
3. Stratford-Upon-Avon contains no stars in its sky whatsoever. Except for four of them.
(Courtesy of Mike Morrow)
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorHow do we honor our fallen heroes?
Posted on July 26, 2007
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Not through statues…not through memorial days…but through wildlife reserves!
Remember animal race-we humans are resilient, all thanks to our opposable thumbs. Try giving a thumbs up sign to that.
Written by Chris "Chugs" TaylorWe’d like to sit in the ‘no fat’ section
Posted on July 26, 2007
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If you thought secondhand smoke was bad, then how about secondhand fat?
This blog is still waiting for a medical study on secondhand stupidity.
Written by Rick SneeThe Feline of Death
Posted on July 26, 2007
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Hospitals are sacred places. They are often viewed as safe from the front lines of any war, regardless of location, race or species. However, one hospital in Providence, Rhode Island is by no means a safe haven from the War on Animals.
Oscar the cat for some reason is allowed to walk the halls of the Streere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center. Most of the time, when Oscar decides to lie down next to a patient, by some strange coincidence that patient ends up dead a matter of hours later.
Gee, do you think that sleeper agent of a cat has anything to do with it?
Written by Bryan McBournie