MasterChugs Theater: ‘Hard Boiled’

Posted on July 27, 2007
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There’s not a single thing I can say about Hard Boiled that hasn’t already been said. I’m going to try though. Have faith in me, preferably in the form of a dove.

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You know what? I can’t. It’s almost impossible to review Hard Boiled and at the same time avoid the bottomless anus-bowl of clichés that surround it. I’m sure it’s been described as “a high octane thrill ride,” and even on most of its boxes it says Hard Boiled is “an action fan’s dream.” This is a good thing, despite what it may seem how I said what I just said. Everything I said is all true, but plain and simple, it’s just a damn awesome movie. I am at a loss for bad things to say about it.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor

West Coast war

Posted on July 27, 2007
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Beachgoers in California need to be especially careful over the next few days. It seems groups of 7-foot long squid are lurking just off shore to no doubt feed on the local human population.

Let’s all keep in mind that the War on Animals never takes a vacation. No matter how relaxed you may get this summer, never let down your guard, because you can be assure the enemy has not let down theirs.

Written by Bryan McBournie

Everybody’s heard about the bird

Posted on July 27, 2007
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Three men who plead guilty to soliciting sex in Ohio ended up getting a sentence they were not exactly expecting. They have to take turns wearing a chicken suit.

Instead of a 30-day prison sentence, they have to stand outside the courthouse from 4 to 7 p.m. holding a sign that reads “No Chicken Ranch in Painesville,” a reference to a legal prostitution house in Nevada.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Written by Bryan McBournie

Houston, we have a bar tab

Posted on July 27, 2007
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This blog has nothing but the utmost respect for the people at NASA and if anything, recent news does nothing but increase our enthusiasm for what they do.

A panel studying astronaut health said yesterday on at least two occasions, astronauts were so drunk they posed a flight risk on launch day. Nevertheless, the drunks were allowed to fly. Talk about taking your buzz to a whole new level.

Who wants to drink with this blog during the Endeavour launch? Drunks in spaaaaaaaace.

Written by Bryan McBournie