Best Headline of the Day At This Point

Posted on July 30, 2007
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Sometimes, you just can’t win them all, right Paris? Apparently having no talent and being a blight upon society is a poor career choice. Who would’ve guessed it?

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor

Attention citizens of Sacramento

Posted on July 30, 2007
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Remember, that which does not kill you can only make you stronger. And also hopefully kill a whole bunch of annoying mosquitoes. Because you know, really, a slight possibility of being in the small percentage of those who may die is totally worth killing a bunch of bugs that may make you itch. Do it for your country.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor

History repeats itself sometimes

Posted on July 30, 2007
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33 years ago, people wanted to be only Gene Simmons, not Paul Stanley.

Though the reasons might be different currently, even today, people still only want to be Gene Simmons. Even the 45 years old with white face paint and a painted on star from A.C. Moore over their right eye.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor