A world without vegans
Posted on July 31, 2007
Filed Under War on Animals | |
Good morning, humans, and a good morning it is, for this blog bears news of yet another victory in our War on Animals.
The fifth-columnists who have attempted to co-opt our war, who would criticize our vigilence, who would make annoying whimper sounds any time we eat steak, have effectively removed themselves from the gene pool.
Yes, vegans–or vegansexuals, who practice a morally reprehensible lifestyle that may or may not be an affront to God–have sworn off sex with meat-eaters. Much like the Shakers religious movement, we can just playing the waiting game until they die off.
As long as we remain alert (and did I mention vigilent?), our extra-species enemies will reach the same inevitable conclusion.
Written by Rick SneeComments
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