Sir Elton John: not gay for the internet

Posted on August 2, 2007
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Sadly, it doth appear that the Queen didn’t knight Elton John for his brains…

Never fear everyone,as I’m sure the tubes will be clogged with something or other long before his five year moratorium is up. I’m personally putting money on pictures of kittens….with miniature box turtles on their heads!

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor

ALL YOUR MINUTES ARE BELONG TO US

Posted on August 2, 2007
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It’s ingenious, it’s creative, it’s crafty like a fox….but just how do the implementers not laugh when they’re on the phone? Plus, how does this involve cocaine, since it does arise in Columbia, and anything that has to do with Columbia must involve cocaine.

Written by Chris "Chugs" Taylor


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